Why?
Mad indeed must I be, for as evidently clear it is that the following event had indeed taken place, my very senses reject in denial. Alas as barbaric this event is; which tortures the very blood that screams through my veins, the most haunting part is the insane lack of humanity. This event holds no merit of logic, no apparent reason to have taken place at all. Fancy do I not to expound in pen the event in question that presents nothing shy of sheer horror, but my intentions I can assure you, in the penning of my thoughts, is to construct a logical understanding. I must hold a rational reason, for tortured I am with a perpetual question, the most important question of all the questions that have ever burdened my mind. Content must you be as reader that no sufficient emphasis can be bestowed to you of how critical an answer is desired. For what purpose could there be? What rational requirement could possibly justify such a brutal merciless unforgivable event? The vindictive removal of my kitteh pom-poms????
well Bob my dearest little brother, it is time you learned the facts of life.
When a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much they decide to… do a very special cuddle and make little kittehs. your “Kitteh pom poms” were removed to prevent such a horrid experience happening to you, and any consequent drains on your wallet being created. You will never have to deal with a hormonal female in your life.
In short, you’ve lost your reproductive organs.
with love
Ashey x
Well I was going to tell him when he was older…
Awww bless
Someone has too much time to spare!! LOL!! ;-)
He does, I work 12 hour shifts so he has A LOT of time on his paws, I just leave the laptop on for him :)
Funny, LOL!!
Reads like somebody has been hitting the H.P.Lovecraft a little too hard. Time to change Kittehs reading matter.
actually bobs into edgar allen poe (waits for steve to correct my spelling…..)
boo on the otherhand is into asimov and orwell…..
and bob can take solice in the impending fate of boo’s kitteh pompoms….
One thing I have realized in all your blog posts and I thought I’d compliment you on is how good your English and grammar are. How did you figure out how to write so well? It looks like you have a degree in writing from a University.